Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Baked Bean Swastikas

While the baked bean has been traditionally held as a symbol of colonic unrest, it has now expanded into the realm of social unrest as well. I do think that having to provide your identifikation at will for the immigration gestapo is a bit over-reaching. Interestingly, it was baked beans, fermented into a noxious cloud in my, my brother's, and my father's gut, which turned our Apache A-frame family tent into a horrendous gas-chamber at a campsite in the southern reaches of Appalachia. I believe that was the same weekend a redneck kid rolled up grass (as in turf) into a joint and had us smoke it with him. It was wierd.

2 comments:

(tani) said...

While I don't condone the use of the swastika, I love that they used refried beans, seeing that this has to do with the recent anti-immigration stuff going on down there in that bizarre state of Arizona.

Maybe next they'll have all legal Hispanics smear guacamole on their shirts as a sign of their legal status.

ben said...

The guacomole-star armband will be implemented